Monday, April 27, 2009

Beer Pong Consitution

We the People of Brooks St, in order to form a better union of Cups, establish Justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence of bounced balls, promote the general Awesomeness and secure the drinking of our beer do ordain this Constitution of Beer Pong.

Bill of Rights

1. Freedom of Speech
Any team may, in an effort to distract the other team, talk, yell etc. without the use of props.

2. Right to Bear Arms
Any player blocking a thrown shot with their arms or hands will remove, at his choice, a cup from his own side

3. Quartering of Fallen Soliders
Any player may, for the duration of the game hold to the side any or all of his beers, to be drank before the start of the next game

4. Search and seizure
If a cup in play is found to be empty after the start of a game, said cup shall be removed as a penalty

5. Right to a speedy game
If a player leaves the table for other than the purpose of using the bathroom a one cup penalty shall be imposed

6. Trial by Jury
A player has the right to appeal to a referee for any unsportsmanlike conduct and all shall abide by the referees determination

7. Cruel and Unusual Punishment
A player may use, in place of beer, any drink (mixed, shot, wine) with or without ice

8. Prohibition
Alcohol shall not be consumed or sold at Brooks St

9. Womens Suffrage
Any female player may, while a ball is spinning, blow into the cup to remove the ball

10. Rebuttal of Slavery
Any team shooting and sinking on a rebuttal shot will immediately shoot first in the Overtime game, unless the other team prior to rebuttal sank more cups than were on the table.

11. Fingering Limits
Any player who in the course of fingering a ball, knocks over a cup or spills bear from the cup will remove one cup as a penalty

12. Repeal of Prohibition
Ammendment 8 of the Beer Pong Constitution is hereby repealed

13. Residential Beer Term Limits
Any player winning a game may recycle for the next game no more than one un-drank cup. Players attempting to recycle who have not won, or recycling more than one cup shall be termed Jay-cyclers

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